I read the thread before you posted. I actually considered joining it myself and starting out something like this:
"OK. Gather 'round, kids. Were going to have a little talk. Before getting started though, hung, son, you go ahead and have you a seat over there in the corner. Yes, can take your crayons with you..."
It would be a good one, but I suspect the post would be removed within the hour. Pharma's new litter will be vigilantly guarded; armed troops of Farma Foxs; no one gets near that nursery.